The News in Limericks.

January 29, 2010 By

Cos Limerick writing is the safest form of birth control.

GOP wants the President spayed
For Supreme Court critiques that he made
They say ‘Listen up, Sport-
You can’t badmouth the Court-
(Unless it’s about Roe v. Wade).’

Obama said ‘Spending must Freeze-
But Pentagon? Do as you please!’
But if Barry is bankin’
On Republicans thankin’
He picked the wrong guys to appease.

John Edwards from South Carolina
With teeth as white as fine China
And a smile that’s so flirty
A hairstyle so purty
And a penchant for crazy vagina.

It’s depressing, the deeper you delve
Into promises Obama’s shelved
He’s half black, half white
But if he’s Republican Lite
Vote Dean/Spitzer in 2012.